Curse

Lou · Apr 26, 2006, 11:02 PM // 23:02

The link below is for a test, that shows which biblical villain you have the most in common with. I got the phillistines.http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...25146878970544

fiery · Apr 26, 2006, 11:15 PM // 23:15

......... Long test only to sign up for a site......

Lou · Apr 26, 2006, 11:16 PM // 23:16

I didnt have to sign up

Lasher Dragon · Apr 26, 2006, 11:37 PM // 23:37

I win

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Satan
You scored 67% Pride, 67% Envy, 80% Ambition, and 57% Deceitfulness!
You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure in the unholy trinity. Throughout history you have been called The Serpent, The Accuser, The Devil, Lucifer, The Prince of the Power of the Air, and The Dragon, among other things. Your "compatriots" in the unholy trinity, the Antichrist and the False Prophet, are merely pawns in your futile struggle with God. Though, they probably don’t know this. This is because you are a master of deception; indeed the Bible calls you "The Father of All Lies". You are also very ambitious, and you strive to be in positions of the utmost authority. Unfortunately, it was impossible for you to obtain the highest title in heaven and this is part of the reason why you decided to leave. Of course, you couldn’t just leave by yourself, so you managed to use your deceptive abilities to get one third of the angels in heaven to join with you in revolt. God put down the rebellion and expelled you from heaven. To most people, it would seem foolish to start a war against God, but pride can sometimes cause people to do foolish things. In heaven, you were the most beautiful and powerful of all angels and you were well aware of this. Unfortunately, you let your pride consume you and your passions led you down the road to perdition. After you were expelled from heaven, you let another one of your attributes consume you—envy. You knew that you could never defeat God, but you could attempt to destroy humanity, his most beloved creation. Your goal is to bring as many people as possible to suffer in Hell with you. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for the rest of us, you’ve been endowed with all of the attributes necessary (deceptiveness, confidence, ruthlessness, and ambition) to do a terribly good job at this

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Unlucky Slayer · Apr 26, 2006, 11:44 PM // 23:44

Jonah

You scored 45% Pride, 65% Envy, 35% Ambition, and 40% Deceitfulness!

You are Jonah, the rebellious prophet of God. God gave you a very simple order, "preach to the citizens of Ninevah, lest they perish". You were extremely resistant to this order and God had to lead you, kicking and screaming, all the way to the city. Based on your personality, there are two possible explanations for this. Reason number 1: You just didn’t feel like going out of your way to save the people of Ninevah. In other words, because you are not a very driven person, you simply lacked the motivation to leave your homeland and save those people. Reason number 2: You had contempt for the people in Ninevah. In other words, you didn’t care if the people in Ninevah perished, because you didn’t care about the people. In fact, you might have secretly enjoyed watching God rain fire and brimstone from heaven on them. Because you are outspoken and direct, you had no problem telling God that you disagreed with his plan. However, ultimately, your humility won out and you obeyed God’s command, but for a while there, you made a pretty good villain.

Vahn Roi · Apr 26, 2006, 11:48 PM // 23:48

I wonder if Judis is one of the choices, if so it could spark some brush fires as a recent theory depicts him as a man who made the ultimate sacrifice, rather than a back stabber

anyway

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You scored 27% Pride, 7% Envy, 47% Ambition, and 52% Deceitfulness!
You are the serpent. You decieved Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and were later cursed by God. Of course, Satan was just using you as a pawn. In fact, you probably didn't know any better. After all, you were just a humble animal, content to live the lazy/non-glorified life that animals live. You probably just wanted to have a family and be a fine/upstanding snake in your community, but Satan knew that you had a trait that he could use. That is the trait of deceitfulness. Unfortunately, he managed to use you, and we all know the rest.

Justafyme · Apr 26, 2006, 11:58 PM // 23:58

Bah! There's no making this thing happy. I was a "child or Israel" I am godly and just...and wonderful and the sun shines out of my butt (who knew?!)...However, because I do not wish to dominate and control and rise to positions of power I am considered a "sloth"...and a disappointment to God...because I don't wish to achieve the greatness he has endowed me with. LOL

chris_nin00 · Apr 27, 2006, 12:15 AM // 00:15

Cain

You scored 60% Pride, 85% Envy, 42% Ambition, and 52% Deceitfulness!
You are Cain, the world’s first murderer and one of the Bible’s first villains. You murdered your brother in cold blood just because God liked your brother’s offering more than He liked yours. Only an envious/cruel person could commit such a horrible act for a reason that, quite frankly, was incredibly stupid. To make matters worse, you even tried to lie to God about it afterwards. I guess you couldn’t help yourself; you like to deceive people and you are probably somewhat good at it. When God decided that your offering was unacceptable, your countenance immediately fell and you became exceeding wroth. In other words, you lost your composure and got pissed off. This is because you are a rather prideful person, and can't stand criticism from God or anybody else. Of course, all of this could have been avoided if you just gave God a decent offering. Seeing that you are not much of a hard worker, let alone an overachiever, you figured that you’d give God a "just enough to get by" offering. Unfortunately, you failed. Maybe in the future you’ll learn from this mistake and try not to be so lazy.

Sidra · Apr 27, 2006, 12:27 AM // 00:27

Satan
You scored 70% Pride, 65% Envy, 70% Ambition, and 65% Deceitfulness!

I don't doubt that the score would have been different had they allowed me to put 1991 in instead of 1988.

Wrath Of Dragons · Apr 27, 2006, 12:30 AM // 00:30

lol! i win bigtime on decietfulness.

The Serpent
You scored 37% Pride, 20% Envy, 22% Ambition, and 65% Deceitfulness!
You are the serpent. You decieved Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and were later cursed by God. Of course, Satan was just using you as a pawn. In fact, you probably didn't know any better. After all, you were just a humble animal, content to live the lazy/non-glorified life that animals live. You probably just wanted to have a family and be a fine/upstanding snake in your community, but Satan knew that you had a trait that he could use. That is the trait of deceitfulness. Unfortunately, he managed to use you, and we all know the rest.

Justafyme · Apr 27, 2006, 12:38 AM // 00:38

Lot's of serpents arount here..So I'm the only non-evil person so far? I mean other than the fact that I was compaired to Jesus, but still somehow I suck, of course. LOL

Ultimate Warrior · Apr 27, 2006, 12:49 AM // 00:49

Child of Israel.

d4nowar · Apr 27, 2006, 01:35 AM // 01:35

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The Antichrist
You scored 100% Pride, 75% Envy, 52% Ambition, and 42% Deceitfulness!
You are the Antichrist, a member of the unholy trinity along with The False Prophet and Satan. In the Bible you are described as the beast with seven heads and ten horns. You have the appearance of a leopard, with the feet of a bear and the mouth of a lion (you figure out the symbolism). You are an ambitious individual who is bent on world domination and it is prophesied that you will achieve this goal. You will eventually set up a mighty empire, the greatest empire that the world has ever seen. This empire will be in opposition to God and God’s chosen people (the Jews). Essentially, you will be like a Hitler who actually succeeds, for a time at least. Indeed, you have a lot of other Hitler-like qualities. You are a very prideful person and this probably stems from the fact that you possess real advantages over most other people. You have what it takes to get to the top and the drive to get there. You also possess Hitler’s potential for cruelty. You enjoy watching others suffer, especially your enemies. This is because you view life as a competition. May the strong survive and may they stand proudly on top of the bones of their vanquished foes! Finally, you are very direct with your enemies and friends alike. You feel that it’s good to make your intents known to other people. Some may argue that Hitler was deceptive, but he really wasn’t. If people just read his book, they would have known his ultimate goals and how he felt about the people who stood in opposition to these goals.

I think I win now... Look at that score for pride...

100% truthful.

Vahn Roi · Apr 27, 2006, 01:37 AM // 01:37

Something tells me too many people are trying to get Satan or higher.

Lasareth · Apr 27, 2006, 02:06 AM // 02:06

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...This attribute, combined with your pride, gives you an uncanny resemblance to the WWF wrestlers of today—you are viewed as either a hero or a villain depending on the allegiance of the fans.

HAH !

Lou · Apr 27, 2006, 02:07 AM // 02:07

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Originally Posted by Justafyme

Lot's of serpents arount here..So I'm the only non-evil person so far? I mean other than the fact that I was compaired to Jesus, but still somehow I suck, of course. LOL

I was rated Phillistine, and they didnt do anything bad really.

Oh and the idea is to answe truthfully not to try to make yourself the biggest ass in biblical history.

Justafyme · Apr 27, 2006, 03:03 AM // 03:03

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Originally Posted by Lou

I was rated Phillistine, and they didnt do anything bad really.

Oh and the idea is to answe truthfully not to try to make yourself the biggest ass in biblical history.

Ok great. Sadly, though I did happen to answer ALL the questions honestly. I'm sorry that you have a problem with that. By the "not to make yourself look like the biggest ass in biblical history" comment, were you somehow implying that I am?

I guess that means that Ultimate warrior who got the same result as I did was also lying?

{IceFire} · Apr 27, 2006, 04:59 AM // 04:59

i got phillistine as well.

Shinigami God · Apr 27, 2006, 12:56 PM // 12:56

The Antichrist! I win!

I pwnd U · Apr 27, 2006, 02:01 PM // 14:01

A Child of Israel
You scored 27% Pride, 10% Envy, 45% Ambition, and 40% Deceitfulness!
You are one of the Children of Israel. There were many good Children of Isreal (e.g. Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Daniel, Peter, and so on). However, for the purposes of this test, you are one of the bad Children of Israel. You are part of the chosen race of God, but in the Bible it seemed like you could never stop complaining and messing up. You are not really a biblical villain in the traditional sense. In fact, you possess a lot of godly qualities. You are humble, you love your neighbors, and you are quite trustworthy. However, your relative slothfulness and recalcitrance made it impossible for you to strive to reach the high purpose that God had for you. You were content to do just enough to get by. Therefore, since you're striving was not with God...it was against God. This is why you are considered a villain.

So i am pretty much not evil at all...